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February 14th, 2007

You know the Bible 100%!

Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!

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let me just say HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY to you all, but especially to Kendra Grace Wheaton. I love you soooooo much.

December 2nd, 2006

Bob went to the store...

Bob went to the store to buy steaks. As he got there, he checked out the awesome cars and drooled. After he was done, he ate a cat. Then he hitched the oxen to the plow and cultivated about 3000 acres of field. Everyone was excited that they would be eating more then just yaks. Yaks are large, hairy, obnoxious animaks that belong in a zoo. Other animals that belong in a zoo are lion, tigers, and bears. After Dorthy and Toto couldn't find the Wizard, but they found a dead hippo on the yellow brick roadl Everyone laughed when I laughed and milk came out of my nose. I was upset, because my fairy godmother thought I was fa. I told her to mind her own business. She retorted, "Go pick your nose!" This caused a giant explosion of turkey and stuffing. The duck and the rabbit fought to the death. The battle ended, and the good team won.

WOW....stories that go wrong!

November 30th, 2006

August 23rd, 2006

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I am doing one of these "search for your name on the internet' things and see how I do. Yes I am bored, but I got this idea from Ryan.

First Attempt: "John Needs"

John needs your bone marrow
John needs to get his patootie back here
John needs help
John needs a few seconds to gather his response
John needs cash for rent.(I do need cash for rent when in Maine)

Second Attempt: "John Hit"

John hit Jacks in Win
John hit the road
John hit her
John hit Bill under the influence of crack

Third Attempt: "John Screwed Up"

John screwed up an exorcism
John screwed up by reflecting Ferrari’s bad attitude back at him
John screwed up the negation in the last part
John screwed up his eyes and hunched his shoulders.
John screwed up royally(when doesnt this happen)

Foruth Attempt: "John Knows"

John knows his horse eqquipment
John knows that Mary knows that John admires Gavin
John knows that Peter knows that thing
John knows something

Fifth (and final) attempt: "John Drinks"

John drinks the milk
John drinks liquor from the bottle
John drinks the beer
John drinks whiskey (and possibly some other liquids)
John drinks water
John drinks all the time
John drinks rum and coke
John drinks from big glasses so his hands will look more delicate

July 12th, 2006

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WOW....so I think I need to be smacked by some people, because I am slacking on LJ majorly(sp??).

Exams went well, I NAILED my Voice Jury to a Tee, I "graduated" on May 6th(That was an AWESOME feeling.

On to the recent news: Went to see Superman Returns(GOOD MOVIE), going to see Pirates of the Caribbean 2 soon. Work here is going well, I guess. This may be my LAST summer here, but cant be sure yet.

I am most DEFINETLY looking forward to Aug 28. I mean, I get to see my CUAA friends again, not to mention my awesome roommate....classes are as follows: Greek, Gen Science, Choir, Voice, Voice Techniques??, and maybe something else...I dunno.


I hope to update again in about 1 week

April 29th, 2006

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WOW...John is a SLACKER on LJ...I mean, I dont think I have posted a REAL entry in sooo long. So, where do I start?

-Classes have offically ended as of today...er yesturday...whatever you want to call it.
-Exams are next week....*ENTER SCREAM HERE*
-Graduation is next Saturday, and I know I am not OFFICALLY graduating, but walking will be a HUGE step for me.
-Headed to Maine again:D. Great times are coming up this summer...I have a feeling that I will be busy, and NOT think of school once....well maybe once
-Steve has been a great roommate this year. I am glad that we were roommates. He and I have a lot in common, and I dont think we argued once this year. That is a VAST improvement from my past 2 roomies that I have had...Thanks Steve for being a great person, and a great roommate.
-God has blest me soo many friends. Thank you to the many of you that have blessed my life this last school year.
-goals for the summer: lose weight, gear up for the sem(in a way), prepare for my senior recital, WORK, have fun, keep better in touch with friends(I promise this year)...see below, go to Red Sox's games, etc...
-SAVE $$$$$$$, and NOT waste it on petty things.
-Bottom Line....thanks for a GREAT YEAR to all that made it GREAT!!!!

If you want to keep in touch over the summer, I am starting a list of contact information. Either email me your address so I can send postcards and/or your cell #(if I dont have it), so we can talk that way, or IM me your information, and you will be added:D.

March 28th, 2006

A-Z times 3

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March 19th, 2006

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whats this....an update from JOHN???!?!?!?!?!

well not really an update, more like a rant and yelling session. So just minutes ago, I was playing a video game with 2 people, all of the sudden, there comes a knock at the window and tells them(the 2 other people) that they are playing sardines and they should come. They take off, and DONT FREAKIN ask me if I would like to come along. Now I LOVE the game Sardines, but I am very upset that they didn't ask me to join in on the game

January 2nd, 2006

Directions : take the first sentence of the first post of each month, and the last sentence of the last post of each month, and combine in chronological order to create you own review of 2005.

-I am back at good ole CUAA for my 8...count them....8th semester.
-No offense to CUW in this post(LOL)

-this is just to show off my new icon.
-I guess since other people have done it, I will too, BUT if people start jumping off bridges count me out

-If I forgot any quotes, PLEASE let me know Mission Team
-My new dog....one who doesnt do anything wrong

- I am ready

-I went totally insane.
-May you find resolve in your problems, and that you and enjoy your summer.

-As the countdown nears a closer......
6 days till my 23rd BIRTHDAY:D
7 days till I go to MAINE(1 weeek from today I will be in Canada...going to Maine
-Will keep you updated when I find time to update, like I did today.

July(only 1 post in this month):
-Not much to update.
-Should be fun.

-WOW......HOW can a summer go by that fast?
-What do you all think?

-Click here.
-Thus again, the roller coaster of emotions have gone from happy, to sad, and back to happy again.

-hmmm, what do u think about that color.
-Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!

Nov(again 1 post):
-Since my last REAL entry(Oct 24th)....lots has happened....l
-Have a GREAT rest of the break all

Dec(1 post AGAIN):
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-This is the clean version....

December 13th, 2005

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This is the clean version....
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for teachertobe06:
Day #Who?What they got you
1stbinnybooA mousetrap
2ndbeffnoAn expired transit ticket
3rdannhenryTheir treasured ant farm
4thstauffedAn apology – for life with them up until now
5thxena17A bag stolen from a bag lady
6thfalls_so_fastOne of those tacky antelope heads mounted on a wooden board
7thgvalleygrlA self help book for hypochondriacs
8thtootsydotA Barbie
9thjesusismyboy09A life jacket from the Titanic
10thstauffedA book of all of the swear words in every language
11thvehementeyesA mousetrap
12throggow83Wart removal bandages
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